Quotes and Jokes
"I don't care if I'm remembered for anything I've done the important thing is that I enjoyed doing it" - Jack Palance

"There's no fate but what you make, the future is not set" - Terminator 2
 
"Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has, use that freedom, make up your own mind."
 
"the only regrets are chances I never took" - Grumpy old men.

"it's easier to believe your in love than to accept your alone" - Due South

"How do we know when we fall in love"? - "Oh don't worry most of you will never fall in love but marry out of fear of dying alone" - Edna, Barts teacher - the Simpsons.

"If you can look back over the past year and it doesn't cause a tear of joy or pain then it's a year wasted" - Alley McBeal

I casn't read, I casn't write, but that don't really matter, coz I comes up from Somerset and I can drive a tracter.

"Always in the shit only the depth varies" a welshman by the name of Mckilroy

"Though time and space may keep us apart you will always be in my heart"  from the film "Star Crossed" I think.

Q: How do you make a door laugh.
A: Tickle his Knob.
 

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